Qwertyuiopasd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pico: Ace Attorney]

So here's my process

I start up the game... looks like decent quality... good music, good use of characters...

then comes the Beard...

5'd

:D

~Qwerty

burningice579 responds:

THANKS A LOT =D

[Daft Punk light show]

Great, awesome concept

But, sadly, in this day and age, we can only click one thing at a time. What might be better is assigning all the lights their own beats, or a few different types, and clicking toggles them or cycles through them, so you can actually get a LIGHTS SHOW. rather than.... a light blinking.

as with many submissions: great, original concept, less than par execution.

This kind of thing, done well enough, could get front page. IMO, I'm not fulp :)

5/5
~Qwerty

jagametips-webs-com responds:

we will try to control it by kebord

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

fun fun fun

is good to see his noodly appendage in such a great public place like this. i do have one question though. how speical is italy to the FSM, and why is that? does it have to do with the creaton of the universe? also, are other italian foods holy? or just pasta?
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oh, good game too.

PlasmicSteve responds:

I'm not a prophet, but apparently Italy, being the birthplace of pasta, is spiritually significant in the FSM faith.

For more info - www.venganza.org

[Beat Up Eminem]

wheee! wait a minute... OMG HE DOSENT HAVE ARMS!!!

to "kennykiller":
some people don't like eminem. some people hates eminem. some people just like beating up celebreties. some people make shitty games where you beat up celebreties. if you don't like eminem, why'd you play this game. don't tell me you reviewed this without playing the game. YOU CUR!
to "the_mercenary" (author)
hey, its shitty, like the sadamn one, i actually had fun playing it cause im in a narcotic mood. for the rest of my review, see the beat up saddamn one. ALL MY ONEAGE R BELONG TO htis! (no blam this!)

The-Mercenary responds:

lol, even I would blam this, but thanks for the review ;)

[Jak 3: The Journey Back]

this one is much better than your older ones.

although it is better, i seriously don't like the story, nothing agianst you, i probably couldn't make anything better, which is why i woulden't. but its still entertainging gameplay. i have to hand it to you, drawing the charcters all over again. i can't get past the level where you run away from the lava. it would be nice to see maybe a top down with controls on the keyboard for attacks, and was set up like the first one, city-2 or 3 areas-boss-next city-2 or 3 areas-boss-next city... ect.

sorry man, nothing against you, its a worthy attempt, (im not judging this against the real game of course) i just don't really like it, but i don't hate it. meh, 3/5

The-Mercenary responds:

I'm improving the game. And PLEASE do not judge the story, you stated that you havnt even beaten it. And While the other ones were cheesy this one has a few surprises (but I still kept it somewhat cheesy). Play the better one when it comes out. I'm gonna fix all the bugs and stuff.

[Zombie Grounds]

kinda boring, mostly cause im not good at it :)

!loved the music tho. \m/ GO EPICA SPEEDBALL! \m/

Meteorgasm responds:

Thanks Qwerty. We appreciate your support!

[Mario Game]

great concept but me find some bugs

this should not have been turd of the week! this is the underdog. i don't think the problem is that the fulp brothers are assholes now, i think they just made a mistake. becuase "a day in the life of wade" is total crap, and this has great potential. although i did find bugs:

bug no.1: theres this part after the three, increasingly larger green tubes, where you can get stuck, and it is impossible to get out. those kinds of things are annoying.

bug no.2: I'm not sure why it does this, but after the timer runs out, it says game over, all is good. but then when you hit the replay button, it goes to the game for one millisecond, then says game over. i think the problem is that the timer dosent reset.

another thing, have more goals in the final edition instead of exploring, it wasn't too chalanging, and it was pretty short. if you could find some good mario music, that'd be good to put in too.

RK1989 responds:

Hey, thanks for reviewing the new onecomes out after may which has enemys coins so on, thanks for reviewing i havent seen "a day in the life of wade" but i will check that out,
thanks anyways