Qwertyuiopasd's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Joe Zombie :: Episode 4a]

much better than some of the eariler ones

gave a ten to everything 'cept interactivity,
(annoying voice) ooh! i gave it a one beacuse you hit the play button!

but great movies, don't give up,
fav quote:
whoah, wheres ted?
wheres ted-WHERES THE C-4

[Joe Zombie :: Episode 2]

very very good.

i recently decided to watch the movies over again, and this time i noticed, when Joe is in the car, there is a tire screeching sound when the song goes: "dont give a f***"

and to anyone who wants more Joe Zombie, don't get your hopes up, i contacted Rob thru a forum type thing, he said he wasn't answering any questions on JZ 6, and it hasn't come out yet.
but the series is great, and i don't know why he would stop.
... unless he got thrown in prison...

[I'm a cucumber]

I didn't think it was that great

I have heard the song, and i am a true brak addict, but i suggest doing the whole thing with forgettable and the news announcment.

[2004: Year in Review]

Hillarious, and so true.

as a critical quality review, it was kinda lame, although (i think) nobody has done a song with a slideshow, its for a reason.

but great idea, great song, and some of the pics were hillaroius

loved the "you forgot poland" bush one.

[The Truth About NG]

funny

I don't know much about the BBS stuff, but this looks like it COULD be solid evidence, but again, it is a joke.
and just so you get some feedback, im gonna give you some:
i just found it hard to read everything, usually the words went away too fast, so just think about that if you make another movie in this style

[Blast from the Past]

WTF?

seriously, if you have enough time the make that crap, then make something good! i mean, i figure you can make some good stuff, or have some random project in your head, WORK ON THAT! or at least someting that makes remote sense

[Hellboy Sketches]

every time its as funny as ever

some great jokes, from watching your sketches, i think you like Shrek.
why dont you make a shrek sketch?
loved the micheal jackson bit
keep up the good work

[Spiderman Sketches]

hillarious

sweet stuff man, keep making all these sketches!
some of the music went over the the next clip (i.e. raing kissing scene to doc ock fight.)
and the last clip was hysterical. that is really what they did and also in the old batman starring adam west

[The Credibles]

pretty good

although you have to see the movie to get some of these, its hillarious. and for all of you @$$holes saying "OMG! the incredibles is a kids movie gay muther ****er!" sure, its made to have kids watch, but think of the rating system. APPROPRIATE FOR ALL AGES. thats 1-100+ its a funny movie, and actually makes jokes gets gags from real comic book super heros. so the creepy 30 yr old comic book collecters get alot of this stuff that kids dont.
to sum it all up:
its a good movie (incredibles and credibles)
STFU if you think its a kids movie
and merry christmas, hanuka, or kwanzza, or anything else.

[Oh no! Godzilla!]

not great animation or sounds, but funny as shit

"sometimes i dont feel emotionally secure"
"well what the hell am i?"
good stuff! keeep it up,
and for taking pics off interntet (which i assume u did, cause of white backround) if u use printshop, or something, you can give a picture a backround of nothing, so it look alot better.