Qwertyuiopasd's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[What is Love?]

impeccable.

I see you agree with me in that things in music videos HAVE TO work in time with the beat. i.e. when he shoots cupids.... gun? ...also the falling glass.

the breaking and falling glass was animated extremely well. it seemed a bit 3D, but didn't clash with the 2D animation.

only one problem... and I got over it.... he wasn't doing the side-to-side headbang thing. or rather, side-to-middle. you know what I mean. he should've been doing that in the begining, and maybe have the cupid guy doing it while he was playing the keyboard.

all 'round good clean fun! 5/5

~Qwerty

JoeandTom responds:

I was really debating whether to do this or not... But after including it in, I decided not to, for some reason it just looked better that way.. But I'm glad you noticed what was on beat, I tried to make everything I could to the beat (for instance, even the candles on the table are bouncing to the beat) I think that made up for it! Thanks for the review dude!

[Captain Capitalism: NRC]

wery good, comrade.

I, as you (hopefully) don't know, am the current re-incarnation of Joseph Stalin, so this episode (and the next) are likely to be my favourite.

I'll have to find someone born before '82 though... I can't tell who the commie superhero is. I was hoping it was Super-Stalin or something... but my next guess was like the Red Superman, but he's too skinny, and I don't think this is DC comics. but, I suppose I'll find out in due time. JFK?

yay for cheap view askew references.

also, only at the second viewing do you notice the sign behind the kid says 'Santas Vunderland'

~Qwerty

captcapitalism responds:

Thanks for watching so intently.

For those of you who are not as ancient as I am:
http://www.retrojunk.com/deta ils_tvshows/71-the-greatest-a merican-hero/

[Diablo - Lord of Terror]

very impressive.

obviously some room for improvement. voice acting wasn't the greatest, simply because you only had one person, but obvoiusly voice actors are kind of hard for flash artists to come by in most situations (situations not being as big as LF or something)

also, when the screen panned across the dead bodies, they seeme to move a a slightly different rate as the floor, but I'm not entirely sure was the exact problem was.

at any rate, the art for this was amazing. were most of the diablo movements FBF? if so, I'm quite impressed.

vorxs7 responds:

I'm not sure why that happened either, and yeah, anything that looked like FBF was. Thanks.

[Hobbit Holes Ep.1: SE]

SO funny!

you sir, are a genius.

I assume this is taking place after the end of the lord of the rings, and SOMEHOW, Saurons eye didn't explode, mordor didn't lose its ground, and smeagol and the ring, I assume are together, wound up at Frodos house.

via FedEx.

SAJNMaster responds:

I don't know what you're talking abo- *falls into the large and obvious plotholes*

Ouch...my pride. ;) Glad you enjoyed it :)

[TANKMEN 1.5]

wow chiba, just wow.

I was going to put "not anymore, bitch." as my one-line summary...

as for the author... why did he say "kill a few commies for me?" is one side communist and one side capitalist? or are they both capitalist thinking the other is communist? is it just a us v. them slur and sides have no meaning whatsoever?

referential comedy is fun.

as for constructive critizism, I think it needs more music. yes the talking is funny, but I think a theme song type thing would help. of course, there is that contest going on, so hopefully you'll choose one of those songs soon. (pick something rock or dark electronica)

JohnnyUtah responds:

about the commies line...I was kinda just adlibbing my way through the lines..and that just came out. I just figured what the hell, and left it in...even if it barely makes any sense.

[Fresh Clock of Bel-Air]

sorry, but just not very good.

sure some of the clocks looked good, but for the most part thats because they're taken from existing movies and such, not that thats bad, but it really clashed with the rest of the art, which was much much more cartoony.

Ushnor responds:

Ya, I drew all the clocks in the past. I wasn't even trying to make a good movie her. I was just bored and threw it together in one day- lol.

[Clock Volleyball]

well, its entertaining...

but a little short. more plot and action would be nice.

I mean, some short movies are made as a set up to one joke. this had multiple not really related jokes, so it seemedmore like a long movie. but its not.

Ushnor responds:

Ya... I didn't write a script for this or plan it at all. :(

[Pink Colour]

magnifico!

during the part where it shows the slides of him going to school I thought "is... is he going to NINJA SCHOOL?" and then he fought the sea monsters and I was like "yeah, he did" :)

very good animation, seemed a little weird at parts, but it seems to just be the style.

what is Pik Culu. at first I thought it was some kind of Pikachu-Cthuhlu thing. :P

MaxJayJay responds:

Pik Culu is the name of the hometown. its really short for the original title of the animation "Pink Colour"

[Rush: Scenario 1]

SWEET SON OF A MONKEYS ASS!!!

that just blew me away! was that... ALL FBF? I think I saw some tweening in one dust cloud... christ man, that was wicked.

defintly going to watch out for your stuff.

SabataBread responds:

haha, ya. i'll put more stuff out there if people like it.

[CC - Feuer Frei]

I voted style on music video, not clock.

I'm sorry, that just wasn't that hard to make. I could've made most of that. hardest part would be the rainbow color spinning background thing, and the blood. and getting the old tv look, other than that, it was just a bunch of shapes moving around. and what the hell was with the text? really ruined it even more.

TruffleClock responds:

You obviously know nothing ata ll about flash, the spinning rainbow was a fucking gradient that rotated in a circle, it takes about 1 minute to make, idiot. Suck a cock.