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[Jak 3: Gold Edition]

i haven't beaten the game yet.

but i am still going to review. i couldn't beat the first boss. XD. i admit is is pretty good. although the controls are still a little... tricky.

i know i have said this in reviewing jak3, the not gold edition, or one of your other jak things, that i would very much like to see another jak game set up like the original. town, three places to go to. things to collect to collect other things to get to the boss to get to the next town and so forth. the towns would be top down, for more movement, and the levels would be sidescroller, but, for instance, the first part of the junlge area in jak and daxter, it would say, either left, or straight. left would take you to some mroe choices, maybe a sidescroller, and striaght would bring a sidescroller with the snakes, traps, and everything.
it'd be neat if it were jak as mar. gone back in time (again?wtf.) and had to save his home from metal heads. and there could be similar/more towns to go from, the second to last would be blue village, and last would be jaks, for they are trying to get from point A (very far away from point B) to point B, Jaks village.

please excuse me if i have gone creativly pyscho. you could ignore it.

[RaidenX]

871870

once i spent twenty dollars worth of quaters on a raiden game. thank you for allowning me to do the same thing without wasting money. this game is speical to me. although i would like to have a helluva lot more health.

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

fun fun fun

is good to see his noodly appendage in such a great public place like this. i do have one question though. how speical is italy to the FSM, and why is that? does it have to do with the creaton of the universe? also, are other italian foods holy? or just pasta?
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oh, good game too.

PlasmicSteve responds:

I'm not a prophet, but apparently Italy, being the birthplace of pasta, is spiritually significant in the FSM faith.

For more info - www.venganza.org

[the NG Calculator]

kinda fun, but pointless

the most anyone can be worth is 2020949.66
i am worth 7.01

[Beat Up Eminem]

wheee! wait a minute... OMG HE DOSENT HAVE ARMS!!!

to "kennykiller":
some people don't like eminem. some people hates eminem. some people just like beating up celebreties. some people make shitty games where you beat up celebreties. if you don't like eminem, why'd you play this game. don't tell me you reviewed this without playing the game. YOU CUR!
to "the_mercenary" (author)
hey, its shitty, like the sadamn one, i actually had fun playing it cause im in a narcotic mood. for the rest of my review, see the beat up saddamn one. ALL MY ONEAGE R BELONG TO htis! (no blam this!)

The-Mercenary responds:

lol, even I would blam this, but thanks for the review ;)

[Jak 3: The Journey Back]

this one is much better than your older ones.

although it is better, i seriously don't like the story, nothing agianst you, i probably couldn't make anything better, which is why i woulden't. but its still entertainging gameplay. i have to hand it to you, drawing the charcters all over again. i can't get past the level where you run away from the lava. it would be nice to see maybe a top down with controls on the keyboard for attacks, and was set up like the first one, city-2 or 3 areas-boss-next city-2 or 3 areas-boss-next city... ect.

sorry man, nothing against you, its a worthy attempt, (im not judging this against the real game of course) i just don't really like it, but i don't hate it. meh, 3/5

The-Mercenary responds:

I'm improving the game. And PLEASE do not judge the story, you stated that you havnt even beaten it. And While the other ones were cheesy this one has a few surprises (but I still kept it somewhat cheesy). Play the better one when it comes out. I'm gonna fix all the bugs and stuff.

[Cursors of the Future!]

awesome.

the vortex coulda been better, like, the rings were always running to you, so it was like you were going down the... vortex. also for the DNA, thats some messed up genes if you think about it. its the same thing over and over and over and over again and again and again and again for ever and ever and ever and ever

[Chainsaw the Children]

pretty fun, remindes me of SkullKid

i see where Dad 'n me comes from now. did you get any ideas from the wonderful SkullKid game for either this or DadnMe?

[AD&D Engine - Fighter]

not very good

i didn't relly like it, the fighting system is OK although if you can make this, you could probably make a modified version where you can level up. as well as walk in whatever direction you want with arrow keys. and once you kill a monster, it stays dead. going back to a place where you fought something shouldn't make you fight it again.