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[Captain Capitalism: NRC]

wery good, comrade.

I, as you (hopefully) don't know, am the current re-incarnation of Joseph Stalin, so this episode (and the next) are likely to be my favourite.

I'll have to find someone born before '82 though... I can't tell who the commie superhero is. I was hoping it was Super-Stalin or something... but my next guess was like the Red Superman, but he's too skinny, and I don't think this is DC comics. but, I suppose I'll find out in due time. JFK?

yay for cheap view askew references.

also, only at the second viewing do you notice the sign behind the kid says 'Santas Vunderland'

~Qwerty

captcapitalism responds:

Thanks for watching so intently.

For those of you who are not as ancient as I am:
http://www.retrojunk.com/deta ils_tvshows/71-the-greatest-a merican-hero/

[Hobbit Holes Ep.1: SE]

SO funny!

you sir, are a genius.

I assume this is taking place after the end of the lord of the rings, and SOMEHOW, Saurons eye didn't explode, mordor didn't lose its ground, and smeagol and the ring, I assume are together, wound up at Frodos house.

via FedEx.

SAJNMaster responds:

I don't know what you're talking abo- *falls into the large and obvious plotholes*

Ouch...my pride. ;) Glad you enjoyed it :)

[TANKMEN 1.5]

wow chiba, just wow.

I was going to put "not anymore, bitch." as my one-line summary...

as for the author... why did he say "kill a few commies for me?" is one side communist and one side capitalist? or are they both capitalist thinking the other is communist? is it just a us v. them slur and sides have no meaning whatsoever?

referential comedy is fun.

as for constructive critizism, I think it needs more music. yes the talking is funny, but I think a theme song type thing would help. of course, there is that contest going on, so hopefully you'll choose one of those songs soon. (pick something rock or dark electronica)

JohnnyUtah responds:

about the commies line...I was kinda just adlibbing my way through the lines..and that just came out. I just figured what the hell, and left it in...even if it barely makes any sense.

[Fresh Clock of Bel-Air]

sorry, but just not very good.

sure some of the clocks looked good, but for the most part thats because they're taken from existing movies and such, not that thats bad, but it really clashed with the rest of the art, which was much much more cartoony.

Ushnor responds:

Ya, I drew all the clocks in the past. I wasn't even trying to make a good movie her. I was just bored and threw it together in one day- lol.

[Clock Volleyball]

well, its entertaining...

but a little short. more plot and action would be nice.

I mean, some short movies are made as a set up to one joke. this had multiple not really related jokes, so it seemedmore like a long movie. but its not.

Ushnor responds:

Ya... I didn't write a script for this or plan it at all. :(