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abso-fucking-loutly amazing!

brilliant! blew me away! just... wow. i mean, this has GOT to be the best audio on NG. seriously. hands down. all tens, all my five r belong to this. yadda yadda, adding to my faovrites!

so what do you think? I'm practicing to review my own music/flash if i ever make it and submit myself. just wanted to ask a professional.

Nemo responds:

Great reviewing tactics. You get a cookie, and gratitude.

gotta have one

can't have a band without a inhuman vocals such as yours

effort: 12.
clarity: 7. not cause of quality, but cause its not very clear what you're saying. im sure if it was more clear, i't be some touching thing or something.

whee!

Meteorgasm responds:

Thanks for your kind words. My throat really hurt after that.

first thoughts: omg. a western.

second thoughts: omg, just.... omg.

good song, althought i did find alot of the music to be much like your other music, don't get me wrong, its all good, but a little diversity is always good.

also, i liked the wide selection of words.

Meteorgasm responds:

This one I wasn't really happy with. It was Meteorgasm's idea to do a "western" song, but I don't think it really turned out well. This is my least favorite song we have and I want it to die. Either way, thanks for the review, and it's good to see you're back! We thought you left.

~Atomic

Sausage strikes back

revenge of Sasuage
Return of Sasuage

revenge of the son of the daughter of the second cousin of Sasuages great aunts nieces mother, TWICE REMOVED! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
w00t, good song, nice sequal, really ties the series together, hope to see more in return of the king... I mean.... yah. i like sasuage. is he real? if so, i want to see i a picutre.

Meteorgasm responds:

Sausage is real. He is Meteorgasm's dog (a poodle type thing?). Glad you liked it. I definitely want to make more songs about the Sausage epic in the future. Thanks for review!

~Atomic

PS, I'll try to get you a picture some time.

good, serious, song.

okay, to all people wondering about the voice, or saying its bad, ITS ON PURPOSE, i'm not sure if its on purpose with computer, or by the artists own voice (if it is o.0), also's, i didn't know that atomic sponge sung and did gee-tar. then what does meteorgasm, also, why is it on meteorgasms profile instead of atomic sponge?

Meteorgasm responds:

Yeah this is my solo (since Meteorgasm, the drummer, did his). It's sped up just because Nipples was and we decided they sounded funnier that way, I guess. This is on Meteorgasm's profile only because this is where our mock "band" stuff goes. Anything we associate with Epica Speedball we decided just to post here. I guess I thought this stuff would all fail miserably and didn't even want to be known for it. Now though, I'm happy with most of it. Thanks for the review. Also, I (Atomic) am resonding to all of these because Meteorgasm is a lazy bitch and won't do it. That's right, M, you heard me....

~Atomic

HAPPY!

im happy. thanks for dedicating to me and.. that other guy. my computer has not been making sound for a while (WTF?) but i fixed it. so now i will review all of yours music. thanks again. happyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappy!

could i get the order of the music on the CD? because with Music Match Juke Box, i can make albums and burn them and stuff, so I'd like the order you'd like.

\m/ ROCK ON! \m/

Meteorgasm responds:

We'll send you a limited edition autographed CD in November/December when I am home and have my computer (so probably December). It will even have previously unreleased bonus tracks!

Actually, now that I think of it, there might be a way to get it out earlier... I shall see... You rock man.

~Atomic

nice effects. wery cool.

lets see what this brings the list of diversity to.
2 covers,
1 theme song/instrumeta
1 love song
1 bonus song
1 random cool song
1 saddish ballad

you do still need a song about a pirate. like fearsome pirate pete. BUT if you called him Fearsome Pirate Pete, contact mes frist, for i created him. but you could call him something else. just... make a pirate song.

mmm... pirates.

p.s. is your website going to be up soon? i want to see pics of you guys and laugh.

lessthan3 responds:

Dude, if you're gonna laugh at us we might as well remain safely anonymous. Don't make Phil sad.

Pirate song eh? Tempting. Maybe a pirate rap, then we could intersperse the yo's with ho's. In fact, we could do that without the pirates at all. That's rap for ya!

its different than your other stuff

JUST goes to show you your amazing range of talents. i wasnt sure if it was a whole song, like broken heart, but its a whole song. exremely original, and as funny as ever. tone of music is a little sadder. i would cry if the lyrics were depressing.

lessthan3 responds:

Aw, we don't want to make you cry. Ok, I don't. Phil says he gets off on the tears of others. Keep it to yourself, dude.

have to vote 4

though it seems like it could be a 5 if you added more. I'm not saying i know what to add, just seems like if you worked more on this, it'd be great. and i don't mean more drums, just... i don't know what im saying really. its hard to explain.

but don't get me wrong, its good the way it is.
question: why is it called fire solo?

Meteorgasm responds:

It's called the fire solo because FIRE was already taken.

oh hell yes this sucks

thats not an insult, im agreeing with you.
he sounds like his vocal chords were ripped out and replaced by a mouses vocal chords. and then this version dosent have the guy in the back saying BURN! or A MAN! DRAGON MAN! NO! and it dosent have the awesome added line "well, not JUST a dragon!" hehe... i played both versions at the same time. mwahahahaha!

lessthan3 responds:

Yeah, we should've waited until we got better to actuall upload anything, but we were excited to finally have a studio. Check out our latest song. We've really gotten good at this whole studio thing.

I make cool Music with FL8. sometimes it's more classical, sometimes it's more industrial. Go figure. No, actually, go listen to it and review it!

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