Qwertyuiopasd's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Little Girl]

... including the postman.

that had EVERYTHING! graphics kicked ass! you had B&W to show saddness and empty, with occasional red for ... "flavor". its like something tim burton would make. or be proud of. the narrator was great, and the music was too. violence, of course, CRACK! no interactivity, but who cares? and humor? yup, i knew i was going to give a 10 after about 10 or 20 seconds into the story.

[Autumn Tree]

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this was the first time i had seen any accounts of the columbine, i had heard of it, but this was a first.my review will be in two parts.

Flash animation (no story):
it was great. people need to realize, a 10 does not mean "looks exactly like real humans" the stlye you guys used worked great. music worked also, and was all around great

Story:
one thing i noticed (during the shooting in the cafetieria) was that you might see this exact kind of thing in an action/voilence movie (refering to the physical killing, not the idea or motives), and not even blink. to anyone who says you should've focused more on what led up to the incident, more than just being bullied, you should either remember teen angst, be in it, or niether (and if so, what are you doing watching this?). i have, on many occasions, thought about how i could kill every person in the room. or when I'm walking back to my seat, i think to myself, "i could snap each one of their necks right now. of course, I'd never really do that, my life is better at home than school. i know other reviews have said they were neglected by thier parents, which is on of the factors that "helped" thier situation escalate to what it did.
during the "do you believe in god" conversation (i don't know if it actually happened or not) i expected them to say "if you mom and aunt became nazis/killed everyone/jumped off a cliff ect. ect. ... would you?"

i give zero on violence because the violence scale (i think) is more about entertaining violence.

[Jak 3: Intro]

ehhhyeah. don't really like it

im a huge fan of the games, and this dosent make much sense. no offense. why would sig blow that guy up? why not just ask kiera in the first place? (because its an excuse to make explosion!) im not going to vote on this yet, i want to check out the other jak 3 stuff you made.
and for making your own jak character drawings, good work.

The-Mercenary responds:

Well, I'm not sure what exactly I was thinking when I made that. But it was a pretty long time ago. right now I'm polishing my Jak 3 journey back game for resubmission. It should be out by the end of this month unless I decide to change more things. But Right now you can look at:
-Better Graphics
-All bugs fixed
-Outtakes

[Ducktales: The Movie]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!

okay lets see, animation. WHAT ANIMATION! THIS COULD'VE BEEN MADE WITH FUCKING KIDS PIX! style: you're kidding. sound: OMFG A FART NO ONE GIVES A SHIT! violence: a pool of blood, after being runover by meteor/tank/cow, wtf. interactivity: dosent count in this. Humor: don't even get me started.

another one of your movies that deserves the -5,000,000 vote button

[Incredible Screaming Cat]

eh

its OKAY. a little too much like farting cat. pirate was good. yahar. but , dare i say it, it could use some plot. maybe one of those torcher* games where you choose what horrible death the cat will suffer, of course, farting to death would be one, but he'd die at the end. also the pirate could do something. it just could use some expanding. no pun intended, if that was one.

*I CANT SPELL TORCHURE! DAMNIT!

[Starcraft Battle Chest]

hillarious!

you seriously need to make more animation dude. I CRAVE THE ANIMATION LIKE I CRAVE CHEESEBALLS! (a.k.a. cheese flavored styrafoam)

... or is it styrafoam flavored cheese? the world may never know.

[The Fern Ascension]

omgwtfroflmaoBIATCH

there are three types of good flash on Newgrounds. 1) amazing movies, y'know what im talking about. 2) just plain funny ones 3) wtfucked up shit like this.

randomize me cap'n!

[TradingSpaceships]

good, but too short

you defintly need to make stuff longer. these trailers and "coming up nexts" are funny, but if you took the time to think up more jokes and animate it, you could do and whole episode of "trading spaceships" this really only has about 4 gags, and is only a minute long.