Qwertyuiopasd's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hobbit Holes Ep.1: SE]

SO funny!

you sir, are a genius.

I assume this is taking place after the end of the lord of the rings, and SOMEHOW, Saurons eye didn't explode, mordor didn't lose its ground, and smeagol and the ring, I assume are together, wound up at Frodos house.

via FedEx.

SAJNMaster responds:

I don't know what you're talking abo- *falls into the large and obvious plotholes*

Ouch...my pride. ;) Glad you enjoyed it :)

[Joe Zombie :: Episode 6]

YOU BASTARD!!!!

theres going to be a SEVENTH EPISODE?

will it ever end?

...meh, I can't complain. as long as it dosen't take as nearly long as this one did...

I'll have to re-watch the series, because I'm a little confused... Shel is Shel's brother?

good work on the sound effects, like the walking and such. worked very nicely. and I liked how although new things like the jets and the big ass gun are shiny, Rombie remains drawn, or at least looking like it.

but I just realized, why is he so short? I mean, I suppose he'd decompose, but I don't think that really effects bones. ah well, midgets kick ass anyway... hmmm....

and as always, you pick the best music possible.

did I mention I hate Shel? :D

[Tankman Three!!!]

yeah, those guys were stupid.

I only hope no one makes a parody of THIS version... it'd probably just be one fram from this movie, with the badly drawn text and audio of "PENIZ PENIZ PENIZ PENIZ" or something.

honestly, it was a crap movie, but I'll not vote 0 or 5 on it, because I know the circumstances.

I await Tankmen 2, or 3.... 4? who knows. just call it "the next official tankmen"

[TANKMEN 1.5]

wow chiba, just wow.

I was going to put "not anymore, bitch." as my one-line summary...

as for the author... why did he say "kill a few commies for me?" is one side communist and one side capitalist? or are they both capitalist thinking the other is communist? is it just a us v. them slur and sides have no meaning whatsoever?

referential comedy is fun.

as for constructive critizism, I think it needs more music. yes the talking is funny, but I think a theme song type thing would help. of course, there is that contest going on, so hopefully you'll choose one of those songs soon. (pick something rock or dark electronica)

JohnnyUtah responds:

about the commies line...I was kinda just adlibbing my way through the lines..and that just came out. I just figured what the hell, and left it in...even if it barely makes any sense.

[Lord of the Clocks pt. 1b]

grood. grood and great.

now, I don't watch many clock movies, but this is the first I've seen that actually has VOICE ACTORS! thats what peeves me most about clock movies. the voices are reaaaally annoying to me. but this did well, and the jokes were good.

one discrepency I see though... if newgrounds is middle earth, and clocktopia is the shire, why is gandalf a clock? wouldn't other people be other 'crews'? like elves are locks and dwarves are glocks or something? I know there are some other 'groups', but I can't think of any.

that and there were 20 rings in LOTR, but there are only 5 NG votes...

I'll 'B' on the lookout for the next installments.

[the YuYu]

another super sexy movie!

you never do dissapoint.

one thing I love about your movies, is that they are much more real than most movies. not just how they look, but little things, specifically the firefly swarm when bitey is running and his mouth is open, one goes in, gets stuck, he starts choking. yes, its funny, but even more so, it is a realistic set-back that dosen't make him fail, but it does give the YuYu's an advantage for a while. you'll rarely find a small something like that in a hollywood action film.

although I love this, I'd also like to see the original YuYu's.. ah well, anything you give us is awesome, so I can't copmlian.